New (and Old) Shirts Are Here!

Awwww yeah. Here’s some cool news for you! For some reason, I got selected to be a part of this cool new Amazon Merch program. Right now it’s just for t-shirts, but hey, what perfect timing. It’s getting hotter than a mothereffer in here (and out there). There are some weird ins-and-outs about the program, but because of it, the […]

The Making of the Best Song Ever, “Eff It”

Should I have made this a Random Blog Post? I don’t know. To me, this song is so awesome that it deserves many essays written about it for years to come. “Eff It” began its life in 2013. I’ll admit it now that the guitar riffs were inspired by Wayne Static’s “Assassins of Youth” and maybe a bit of Marilyn […]