Merry Effing Christmas Is Now Available!

The time has come! That Christmas song I’ve been talking about on here for the last couple of weeks is now available! Yes, you can listen to “Merry Effing Christmas” whenever you want now. I’ll update this page with streaming and purchase links as I find them! Amazon Bandcamp CDBaby iTunes Spotify

The Making of Merry Effing Christmas

Hey, did you know I’m releasing a Christmas song called “Merry Effing Christmas” this Friday? You didn’t? Oh, well, I am. I announced it a week ago. Where have you been? Yes, this Friday, December 16th, 2016, this little song called “Merry Effing Christmas” by Robby Suavé will be available for you to buy, stream, steal, or ignore! Work on […]

Merry Effing Christmas!

Yes, I made a Christmas song! Fittingly entitled “Merry Effing Christmas,” it sort of exhibits my feelings on the holiday. I’ll save the details of the songwriting process for later, but right now I just want to announce the thing. It was sent for digital distribution yesterday with a release date of December 16th. Depending on your preferred streaming service […]

Boobs, Butts, and Feets Is Now Available!

Hooooooooly balls! Before I talk about the good news (the album is finally released), I’ll acknowledge the fact that it’s been over a month since my last blog update and what’s been happening during that time. You might have noticed that this site was down for just about that entire time. I’ll spare you from all that drama in this […]

Robby Suavé the Shirt: Da Return

So “Everyone I Know Is an Alcoholic” to the world now. Before, it was relegated to owners of Rock Band 2, Rock Band 3, or Rock Band Blitz on Xbox 360. Now, anyone with an Internet connection can listen to it. That’s awesome. To heighten the experience of listening to it, I have designed multiple types of shirts in multiple […]

New Single! Everyone I Know Is an Alcoholic

As the days go by, I become more and more legit, for better or for worse. It’s not very punk, rebel, or renegade to release a single, but…whatever. You’re going to be able to listen to my super popular hit (in Rock Band) song “Everyone I Know Is an Alcoholic” very soon! At the end of this blog post, you’ll […]

Robby Suavé the Hooded Sweatshirt!

You guys have been hounding me for Robby Suavé lunchboxes and action figures (and flamethrowers!), but I’m not quite there yet. I presented Robby Suavé the T-Shirt! a couple months ago, and now you have your chance to get Robby Suavé the Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt! Very fancy! Super-fan Sead, you’ve been wanting this. Like with the t-shirt, you’re able to […]

Robby Suavé the T-Shirt!

I just launched a Teespring campaign for a Robby Suavé t-shirt you can all buy. Do you like this? This marks the first time anyone has been able to buy a physical Robby Suavé product. I’ve been buying and wearing my own branded apparel for almost 10 years now. There’s been 2 hooded sweatshirts and 5 or 6 t-shirt designs […]

Back in Business!

Did you notice that this site was down for a while? Yeah, that was unfortunate…I’m not completely sure what the root cause of it was, but my server got infected, and I had to clean what was probably thousands of files. That may sound like a huge undertaking, but it was mostly just deleting a bunch of files I didn’t […]

Heat Stroke Is Here!

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for, my new album Heat Stroke is now available! This is essentially my first time releasing an album, even though I’ve recorded a handful before. I don’t know when exactly it will be available for streaming on Spotify or go live on iTunes and all that, but today is the day. I will […]